BREAKING NEWS: Man who said 2020 was going to be a fantastic year on New Year’s Eve feels stupid

Ragnar Raw Lem sits at home in his apartment at Toten. He has little money, health anxiety and an ever-growing cool under his arm that no one knows what is. Ragnar looks back at the crazy New Year’s eve celebration and feels really stupid. Ragnar said 2020 would be the best year ever

Got it wrong.
After waiting seven months for an upturn, Ragnar has now realized that the upturn never comes. “I thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse, but now I see that this year is likely to be the worst year ever,”he says. “I can’t believe I could be so wrong,”he says as he shakes his head. Ragnar was so sure that 2020 would be his year, but in the present he is unemployed, sick and in the process of developing an ever greater alcohol problem

I don’t care anymore.
Although many of us hope that the pandemic will stop, Ragnar says he has stopped caring. “Yes now I don’t bother anymore, I don’t care anymore. Now I’m going to drink cardboard wine, watch the Bloggers on TV2 and wait for the next crisis. I’m sure it’ll be coming as early as September. An earthquake or an astroide or something” he says.

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