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8 revealing and sure signs that your boyfriend is cheating

Infidelity is easy to reveal

Eavisa has been working diligently to find the most clear signs of boyfriends lying with others other than her boyfriend. Several of our most skilled special journalists have been working for days and weeks to be able to tell you who are reading which safe signs to look for with your partner. We can therefore now present 8 secure evidence. 100% of all who are unfaithful have one of these signs:

1. Does your girlfriend drink water? In our survey it turned out that 100% of those who were unfaithful drank water:

2. Smile your girlfriend a little too much. 97% of all the cheating men in our test smiled a lot:

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3. Does your girlfriend listen to music and preferably metal? Yes, he or she is most likely unfaithful and sleeps with lots of other people almost all the time:

4. Is your girlfriend very fond of cakes? Cake-eating is the clearest sign of widespread infidelity… according to our analyses, tests and surveys:

5. Does your girlfriend work with a keyboard? 92% of all cheating men work with keyboards. So if your girlfriend works with a keyboard, in other words, there’s a 92% chance that he’s cheating and lies with someone who’s insanely much better and prettier than you:

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6. One of the safest signs that your girlfriend is cheating is whether he or she is exercising. All girlfriends who train are cheating. Why is he training? At least it’s not for you!:

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7. Has your boyfriend at one point had BOTH a mother and father? Over 99% of all cheating in the test had at one point both a mother and father. Coincidence? Yes right!:

8. Does your boyfriend say he/she appreciates you, likes you or loves you? Are you one of those people who believes in it???! We can guarantee 100% sure that your girlfriend is then extremely unfaithful. Maybe even cheating on your sister!

If your girlfriend does one or two of these things, we can say with certainty that your partner is a lying and unfaithful boyfriend. If your girlfriend has over 2 of these characters, your boyfriend is likely to have measles or eyebrows! If you want to look for new girlfriend we have some good suggestions in this case with single girls chasing dreammen!

Tough and tired Monday? These have it MUCH MUCH worse!

Blue Monday?

I guess we can all feel the frustration when we wake up on a Monday and know that now it’s a whole week where you’re going to struggle through everyday chores. Then it might be okay to find comfort in the fact that there is always someone who is worse off. Like these:

1. When you’ve had joint sickness all weekend and thought you were healthy, but then:
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2. When you are on your way to work monday morning experience this:
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3. On the way to work to paint houses, but then this happens for no reason:
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4. The first day of a new job happens:
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5. When you wake up and simply feel like a Monday:

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6. When the net hangs and you can not start the work:
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7. Happy and good courage on the way to work:
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8. Public transport on a Monday morning. Love it!

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9. On the way to the kindergarten there:
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10. Mette remembers the day she committed social suicide very well:

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11. When the window cleaner turns out to be annoyingly skilled in his job:
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In this film, you may see some of the most clumsy and unfortunate people in the world:

16 things similar to Hitler

Warman, compatriot and psychopath Adolf Hitler may not be the one to look like at all, but these things are simply so similar that it deserves a very separate series of images.

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Totally looks like Hitler.

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Totally looks like Hitler.

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Totally looks like Hitler.

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Totally looks like Hitler.

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Totally looks like Hitler.

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Totally looks like Hitler.

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Totally looks like Hitler.

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Totally looks like Hitler.

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Totally looks like Hitler.

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Totally looks like Hitler.

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Totally looks like Hitler.

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8 Things That Look Uncomfortably Like Hitler

Do you have a GRUesome Monday? NO, these have a GRUESOME Monday

Blue Monday?

I guess we can all feel the frustration when we wake up on a Monday and know that now it’s a whole week where you’re going to struggle through everyday chores. Then it might be okay to find comfort in the fact that there is always someone who is worse off. Like these:

1. When you’ve had joint sickness all weekend and thought you were healthy, but then:

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2. When you are on your way to work monday morning experience this:

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3. On the way to work to paint houses, but then this happens for no reason:

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4. The first day of a new job happens:

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5. You know it’s Monday when:

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6. When the net hangs and you can not start the work:

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7. Happy and good courage on the way to work:

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8. When your job is to offer mobile toilet to anyone who wants to do away with it:

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9. On the way to the kindergarten there:

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10. How did he end up in this situation??:

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11. When the window cleaner turns out to be annoyingly skilled in his job:

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“There is no doubt that sheep meat is carcinogenic” says slaughter-ready sheep

All research shows that you get cancer, boils on the face and small pee if you eat sheep meat” says Berit. She is a 7 year old sheep who can tell about really bad mood on the farm where she lives. “Everyone walks around feeling the mood now as it approaches Christmas”she says

Stick meat is
not good
Berit believes sheep meat should not be eaten by neither humans nor wolves. “We contribute with wool and it should hold. You don’t have to eat us as well.She’s going to be a good one. Berit and 102 other sheep have been in a bad mood ever since they heard a Christmas song was played on the radio in early November. “It went through all of us when we heard Maria Mena on the radio as yet another informed that she wanted to go home for Christmas,” says Berit more easily stated

Cheers for
vegetables
There’s so much good food now that’s plant-based,”says Berit. She mentions the nut test as a clear favourite for Christmas dinner. “Yes or rib. Feel free to eat ribs, but eat for God’s sake not stick meat. Then you get really sick and will most likely die.” ends the scared little sheep while making a very cute face in the hope that it will help

NEW RESEARCH: Here are the 9 best ways you can hedge against infection by the Corona virus

There is complete panic in both Norway and the rest of the world. Almost daily we hear about Norwegians who are infected with the Corona virus and last week a 44-year-old man coughed in Gjøvik. To secure you against Corona, several of eAvisa’s health journalists have been working for many days to find the best solutions to avoid infection

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Mouthpieces made of oranges should be a good way to avoid infection. There are no recorded cases of infection in people who have used orange mouthpieces

DIY coronavirus masks.

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Cover up with plastic. Solid plastic all over the body keeps the infection at a distance. Requires some work, but it’s worth

DIY coronavirus mask.

3.
Large plastic bottles on the head work guaranteed. Also looks right and cool. It’s going to be a bonus.

DIY coronavirus mask.

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DIY coronavirus mask.

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DIY coronavirus mask.

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DIY coronavirus mask.

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The combination of mouthbands and tie is a sure winner. Says himself:

DIY coronavirus mask.

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DIY coronavirus mask.

9.
Freshwater helmet with fish is perhaps the best recipe. Goldfish won’t get infected by Corona, so you won’t be sure either. That’s how we hope it helped!

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The parents of little Amalie received only 3 likes on first-school day mail. “It’s painful” says mother

We’re says Amalie’s mother

Tormod Bøtte Hansen and Solveig Kanne Hansen from Bærum have had a rough start to the autumn. Their daughter Amalie Kopp Hansen had her first day of school on Monday and her parents couldn’t be prouder. With a great retouched photo, parents were hoping for a real likes party when they posted a first-school day post on Facebook. But no!

Ruined a little of the day
Amalie’s mother says she quickly realized there wouldn’t be as many likes as expected. “No I got it quickly. You always see the trend for the first 3-5 minutes and at this record there was only one likes and it was from someone I don’t even know who is.” says the mother. She doesn’t understand how such a picture doesn’t get any more likes. “I think there could be a boycott. A boycott of our lovely family. It’s sad, disgusting and bloody that people have seen the mail without liking. Last year, my girlfriend got over 250 likes when her daughter had the first day of school and she’s not even cute” says the mother who is now clearly annoyed

Considering moving
The father agrees with his mother. He has seen other poorer records that have received over 200 likes at the same time. It is a big part of the first day of school that parents experience heaps of likes. “This is not how it should be. We’re in pain and we’re considering changing schools.” he says firmly. Now he has convened a class meeting where all parents will meet so that they can aligning records and tagging each other in the future so that everyone as much as possible is likeed when posting pictures of their children in the future. “Yes a happy class has happy parents and we parents will be happy when we get lots of likes. It’s actually proven. it’s pure logic” quits the frustrated mother of Amalie

Do you agree that it’s a sad start to school when parents almost don’t get likes?

RIGHT NOW: Woman rushed to hospital with panic attack after losing all power on her phone

A dramatic incident unfolded on Wednesday morning when a woman in her 20s lost all power on her mobile phone while taking the train. “Thewoman is driven to the psychiatric ward for treatment and to have her phone charged”says ambulance driver Bengt-Barry Gnure to eAvisa

Screamed and hyperventilated
The hospitalized woman is described by her girlfriends as an upstanding woman, but with a strong focus on her IphoneX phone. The woman has repeatedly shown threatening behaviour when she has had little power on her phone. “This is the first time the power actually ran out and we are on our way to the hospital now to show our support”says a friend who has 92% power on her mobile phone

Quick charger is
the thing
Mobile and psychology expert Lars Våtsock says that such an event could have been avoided if you always make sure to have a quick charger in your bag. “Weare seeing that there is a more and more dramatic situation in the event of a power outage on phones,”he says. “If you’re going out for a walk, you always have to be sure to be broad. For God’s sakes. Remember the quick charger if you are going on a long trip” he urges eventually but he folds his hands as if praying

PS: The woman’s mental health is now on the rise on an equal footing with her power% on the phone. eAvisa will come back with more if we can handle it. Bye.

BREAKING NEWS: Summer is over. Snow is falling across the country next week.

Now the summer is over. As of next week, freezing temperatures, wind and snowfall have been reported, according to eAvisa weather expert Gudmund Solstad. “Thespecial thing about the first snowfall of the year is that all municipalities in the country will get some snow”predicts the weather expert. He can further tell that it will be a cold and wet autumn that we have not seen before in at least 487 years

Freezing temperatures across
the country
Furthermore, the comprehensive weather analysis states that it could be down to as much as 15 degrees celsius in the areas around Gnurevoldsbygda and Oslo. Already Monday the first snow falls and out towards the afternoon on Tuesday, in addition to extensive snow, also shotgun, blow small storm as well as fall rimmfrost in further areas. In other words, it’s going to be real in-weather.

Should last for 4 months
The abrupt arrival of winter weather should not last more than 4 months. “We see that in December there may be some less snow and that the fierce wind could possibly dampen itself a little”,says weather expert Solstad. Police, on the other hand, now advise everyone to change to winter tyres before snow slumps night to Monday. “The snow always comes as a surprise to us Norwegians so now it’s time to put on winter tires” recommends Police Chief Kai Kakkadue all eAvisa’s readers

New vulgar dress trend comes to Norway: Vagina dress

Is this pretty?

More and more images are flowing in of what needs to be referred to as the most vulgar trend of all time. The trend is happening all over the world and has now reached the red carpets around the fashionable circles. Last out were the famous Italian models Giulia Salemi and Dayane Mello who appeared in these dresses on the red carpet:

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Little left to the imagination: Here there really is not much that is left to the imagination. A small gust of wind here and the total blotting is a fact!

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There came a small gust of wind yes:
Sexy or just vulgar? While the men cheer on the mildly exposing dress, more girls are rather doubtful about the ever-growing fashion trend.

What do you mean? Is this beautiful and sexy or just a little disgusting?

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BREAKING NEWS: Government opens public transport area for drug-affected drivers to prevent accidents

The government writes in a press release that it will now open the public transport field to drivers with alcohol and drugs in their bodies. In this way, the drug-affected drivers will to a lesser extent create dangerous situations when driving in intoxication, the message states

Electric car and
per mille
In other words, everyone driving in affected condition will now be able to use the public transport area together with electric car drivers and bus/taxi. “Wehope this will reduce the number of road accidents as a result of intoxication by up to 39%” says a brilliantly satisfied traffic and transport spokesman Erlend Bøttevold of the government’s traffic department.

Fulle arbeidere kommer raskere til jobb: For å dempe trafikktrykket i rushen kan nå alle ruspåvirkede sjåfører benytte kollektivfeltet i Norge. “En gledens dag for alle som kjører i fylla” skriver en som har gått livets harde skole i et kommentarfelt tilknyttet en artikkel han ikke har lest på Facebook

Great
action
The chairman and spokesperson of the Association of Drug Drivers believes the measure shows that the government takes drunk drivers seriously. “Yes this is a step in the right direction. In all the years, we as drunks have been looked down on and been hotly drunk at the roughest. Now we get a compensation for this and it feels good” he says

The measure applies with immediate effect so if you drink before driving it is now free to use the public transport

THE LATEST: Man (44 years old) suffered severe tinnitus after 25 years of constant complaining from wife

A man who for several years has been scolded by son beloved wife was today diagnosed with“severe tinnitus as a result of constant fuss, mouth and nagging from his wife”. The doctor who wrote the diagnosis tells that such disorders as a result of acidic women are becoming increasingly common

More
diseases
The doctor says that in recent years there have been increasing sufferings among middle-aged men. “I see daily men in their prime who struggle with low self-esteem, depression and tinnitus as a result of constant fuss and demands from their “loved ones” says the doctor. He believes more and more men will eventually get serious diagnoses as a result of women’s nagging and constant demands on the man

Calm and free
from the wife
The doctor tells that the only treatment that helps is to get sufficient rest at a good distance from the wife. “If you stay away from your loved one for7-8 months with a lot of rest, rest and beer you can get well”concludes the renowned doctor

Are you injured after years of nagging from your partner or wife? Take care of yourself, find peace and distance from the nagging and you will get better in the end

New weird trend: Now people stand along the road and give cars Likes!

“Strange trend” says young girl

Over the past 2-3 years, after Facebook became popular, people have been seen along roads where they have lined up to give passing cars Likes. “It seems that habits and things you do on social media are now moving to real life”says a young researcher at the State Center for Interpersonal Relations

Man liked the whole 201 cars
In Hamar it is reported that a man stood for over an hour to body a lot of cars before for some reason he got into one of them and drove on. “Yes these are enough car-interested people who want to like cars they like also along the road and not just in social media”says the researcher

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New trend worldwide: In recent years, people have emerged wanting to show that they appreciate the car of foreign people. Here we see someone who gives an upcoming car a likes!

The staff were very friendly and helpful.
However, the people lining up along the roads to show that they like passing cars seem unconspicuthing to what they like. “On a general basis, we would recommend everyone to know what they share and like and make sure it’s not dangerous news or dangerous cars you like” says expert and media man who speaks critically to the vast majority that is not part of the good old media environment.

Are you going to like cars along the road in the future? Like and share this article you are in the draw of 38 dairy cows from Oppland!

17 craftsmen who must have been very drunk at work

Would this have been possible then?

Most craftsmen usually know their job. Sometimes, however, one can be very unfortunate with the choice of craftsman. When you look at these jobs, it may seem that the booze bottle has been part of the job:

1. Oh, i’m sorry.

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2. Made a little mistake on the eye target only:

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3. A little water right into the socket is fine, right?
17 håndverkere som må ha vært veldig fulle på jobb

4. Pain ful about 3..2..1!

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5. Here you and a good friend can sit and look at each other while you go to the bathroom:

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6. Just fix the heat pump yes:

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7. A little breeze gardener who has had fun at work?

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8. Just weird. Very strange:

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9. To fillern… where we miscalculated a little yes:

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10. Why?

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11. Sit down and withdraw money now:

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12. ?!!

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13. Here lives a great man!

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14th Oh my God:

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15th Yes here it will be cozy…

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16th That no one saw it?

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17. For those who always want the door up when they are in the bathroom:

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10 unsympathetic people who know how to steal their attention

And the girls are absolutely “the best”

I’m sure we know some examples of every man. Girls (and sometimes boys) who do everything to get in the spotlight. Certainly at the expense of others:

1. Now blow in your wedding dress then. Look at me!

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2. Best place to propose is at other people’s weddings…. Not?

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3. That’s it, great girl… yyy there were two girls yes!

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4. But here it was just a cute girl… dhooo, two were here too yes!

mother nature can be so unfair

5. The bridal couple can’t match my huge tits in any case. Take a picture now!

10 friends who trust the spotlight

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23 reasons why you NEVER, NEVER have to move to Trøndelag

Trøndelag is not for wimps

We see and hear about a lot of life in Trøndelag. It may seem that trønders are some kind and kind types. It’s a long way from true. If you don’t look into what shapes these people.

For if you do that, there are some good reasons why you never, never have to make up for moving to Trøndelag.

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1: All Trønders have mustache

Unfortunately, that also applies to the girls…

2: Speaking of girls

Never send your daughter to study in Trondheim. There sits Trond Giske, despite repeated attacks, still mountainous in local politics:

Trond – All studiners venn (Facsimile: Dagsavisen)

3: This song

Wherever you are in Trøndelag, only this song is played. At shopping malls, on radio and on television.

 

4: Trønderske flotation vests

Trøndelag is the only place in the world where you get Inflatable Barbara Veritas CE certified as life-saving fly themed drags for use in Nidelva


5: The relationship with alcohol

Trønders drekker with both henda. Trønder-Champagne is widely known:

1 glass 96% moonshine,
1 cork Nyco in
… and drink while it soars.

Real men replace Nyco with Caustic Soda.

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6: Vegans and Vegetarians – Stay Away!

Vegetarians must know that the national law in Trøndelag is
beef snadder with bearnaise.

Vegans should know that “Trøndebunad” is everyday attire
and everyday attire include LEATHER VEST, and LEATHER MOKKASINER with edict!


6. Trønderrim

They often use annoying rhymes.
The worst is, “It’s going to be a good speed without a mustache”
and “It’s going to be a good thing without a leather tissue”


7. Casino Wins,Lotto and Gambling

In Trøndelag, no one works.
Everyone plays the lottery to raise money. All major Lotto wins go to Verdal. The other of us can only dream.


8. Karsk is deadly

Trønders mix karsk as follows:

1. 1 old five-ear at the bottom of the thermos.
2. Pour on coffee until you don’t see the coin anymore.
3. Pour on with homeburn until you see the coin again
4. Top with homeburn until the thermos is full.

Ask in every home if they have any old coins. If they answer yes, run!

9. They sell products

… that you never find in the world anywhere else.
These destilation devices are everywhere and kill.

Like this:

10. Football

Football is religion in Trøndelag, and RBK is registered both cool and denomination. If you don’t know what RBK is, you shouldn’t come.

If you are a Molde supporter, you should start running now!

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Tom-Roar (52 years) rode nearly 40 miles, but did NO likes get on Facebook?

“Strange” says Tom Roar!

Tom-Roar Bjørkebotten from Indre Billefjord experienced cycling for many hours without getting one one of the same on Facebook. “I have equipment for over 45 000 kroner and have spent a lot of time on this. Therefore, it hurts extra when the whole trip is wasted” says the distraught father of two children.

Cycled alone for 40 miles
Tom-Roar cycled for several hours and updated his Facebook status seven times during the trip. “I had a good feeling when I rode that such an extensive trip would give okay much with likes” explains Tom-Roar. The shock was therefore great when he came home and saw that he had managed the master piece to ride for many hours with pig-expensive equipment without getting one equal. “Pathetic”says Tom-Roar himself!

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Helmet for over 1500 nok: The helmet alone cost over 1500 kroner, Tom-Roar can tell. He rode 40 miles without getting a single one on Facebook. “Disappointing and hurtful” says Tom-Roar himself.

Wasted ride, give up cycling!
After the insane episode, Tom-Roar is now considering cutting out his cycling and spending some of his free time with his children. “I’ve checked some statistics and see that pictures of the kids give the most likes so I think it’ll probably be a trip to Tusenfryd during the week in any case”says the sympathetic but very frustrated man. “I’d rather take up the bike again if there’s a little more poppis left,” concludesTom-Roar.

Tom-Roar’s family wishes to remain anonymous, but say they generally think people should enjoy cycling trips as the one Tom-Roar has carried out.

Do you recognize yourself? 10 horrible things with drunken ness

Drunk and tired?

The day after that can be an ordeal both physically and mentally for most of us. Actually for those around us too. That’s why we thrive best in our own loneliness today!

Here are 10 signs that you really ran the race fully this weekend

See only here:

1: You think you sleep extra heavily after 12 bottles of wine.

Actually, “you sleep” like this:

2. You wake up…

but forgot that you brought a flirt
on the way home from the city:

3. You spend the next 2 hours trying to get up…

but can’t quite get it right:

4. You suddenly perceive

… that you are about to die of thirst:

5. You drink 83 liters of water!

Then you discover that you only have to
to eat many hundreds of kilograms of food to compensate:

6. You regret eating too much.

Your body is punishing you hard now!

7. You notice a harsh and cruel breeze of anxiety approaching.

All the stupid things you said yesterday scream in your head:

8. The closest you can bear to think breakfast is “The Breakfast Club”

9. And only that’s enough to make you almost vomit all the time:

10. You wake up Monday morning and go to work.

On your way to work, you still remember the stupid things you said.
and did on Saturday:

WOULD IMPRESS GIRLS: Geir fainted on the beach after keeping his stomach inside for 3 hours

Geir Mensrud Blodtangen from Voss is single and experiences the beach as a great place to meet girls. “Because the girls are almost naked, you don’t have to wonder what their body is like” says Geir. After many hours on the beach where he would impress girls by keeping his stomach in, it became too much. Geir passed out in front of hundreds of beach guests

Has a big belly
Geir, who is about to turn 40, is not 100 per cent satisfied with his body. That’s why he spends a lot of energy pulling in his stomach when he meets girls he’d like to sleep with.”Yes it looks better if I do not breathe normally and release my stomach. It has become great after many years of burgers, french fries and not least beer” he says. After chatting and wandering around the beach for hours while pulling his stomach, he fell about in front of a bunch of girls. “Embarrassing”says Geir himself

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Had to let out your stomach: When Geir passed out, he had to let out his big belly. “A lot of girls laughed and pointed at him when he passed out” tells a witness with a perfectly decent stomach

Common in boys
Doctor and wet room expert Gunnar Grav Grøtte from Grorud says that summer is high season for men who pass out as a result of pulling their stomachs in front of girls. “Yes we get daily men with a little too big a vom here at the emergency room”he says. He can further tell that he himself is single and that he does not have a big stomach. “No those who have a big stomach are losers. I’m not a loser. I’m a doctor and I have a well-trained body so here the girls can enjoy themselves with a well-trained doctor in bed. In addition, I am also a wet room expert” he says while he smiles extra to show his newly bleached teeth

Have you experienced anything like it? Have you passed out on the beach? Ha?!

Seagull delights in a new summer in which he’s going to poop people in the head for fun

It’s not long until now. Now it’s just before the season is underway.” the 4-year-old gull who is located around the beaches of the Oslo fjord smiles. He and his family are looking forward to a summer where they compete for who in the family manages to meet as many people as possible with poop

The forehead is the main goal
The seagull tells me that his family has long traditions when it comes to shitting people down. “Since the early 1950s, my family has been known in the seagull environment for being some real shitbirds”laughing seagulls who have a lot of humour. “We aim at the forehead so that when we hit then drain our poop down the forehead and we are lucky then it flows a little into the eye or mouth”he says

Never feel
guilty
The seagull, which is called Axel, says that it is perfectly normal to do this during the summer months in Norway. “Yes this is not uncommon. Next to eating fish, that’s pretty much what we seagulls do. Sometimes we sleep, but it’s reasonably boring.” he says. He points out that there are no seagulls who feel guilty; “No, on the contrary. When we hit, it rolls a really good feeling throughout our body” he smiles

The seagull won’t say where he thinks it’s best to poop people in the face, but hints that Bærum is a nice place to shit people in the face for no reason whatsoever…

BREAKING NEWS: Orgasm courses for men who can’t come had to be cancelled as none of the men came

A support group under the auspices of the state had to be cancelled. The support group for men who cannot have an orgasm never got to a start when none of the enrolled men came. “Toobad no one is coming, but we hope these men will come next time”says course manager Konrad Kom Proper to eAvisa

Should stand up
for themselves
The course was set up after several men believed that those who could not have an orgasm should stand up for themselves. “We see that men who struggle with this often do not stand up for themselves. They don’t exactly splash out on confidence to put it that way.” says Konrad. He believes men who struggle to get orgasm often get sucked out of self-esteem

Couldn’t come
eAvisa has been in contact with several of the registered course participants confirming that they had difficulty coming. “I tried but had trouble coming”says one of the participants who did not come. “I tried to come but couldn’t”says another. “In other words, it may seem that men struggling to get orgasm also struggle to get on course” quits the course manager

What do you mean? Do you think men who are struggling to come have trouble coming. A come on a, answer then. Come on…

16 good examples of why women live longer than men

It is no secret that women have a significantly longer life expectancy than men. We have no difficulty in understanding that after seeing these images:

1. Must wear a helmet yes:

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2. A little break there:

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3. Bang?:

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4. Death occurs in 3…2…1:

This is why women live longer than men : funny

5. It shouldn’t have been possible?

This is why women live longer than men : funny

6. Cause of death: Changing the light bulb:

Why Do Women Live Longer Than Men? – The Muslim Times

7. Cause of death: Collective idiocy:

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8. Men and their cars. Takes many lives every year:

This is why women live longer than men.

9. That’s it. Genius:

This is Why Women Live Longer than Men

10. Man at work there. Bye bye:

Why women live longer than men - ForFun

11. May seem like they want to die, but no. They think they’re having a good time.

Top 7 Hilarious Reason Why Men Live Shorter Life than Women...

12. Should only feed the crocodiles a little:

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13th Such yes:

15 hilarious photos that show why men live shorter lives than women

14. When a sofa kills you:

10+ dôvodov, prečo ženy žijú dlhšie ako muži | TOPdesať - Wikipedia

15: Play a little then. Or die:

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16. Electrician:

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POLICE WARN: More and more mothers-in-law are locked in hot cars.

Mothers-in-law are forgotten in hot cars!

Police report that in May there was a sharp increase in the number of incidents where the police emergency response team had to out smash car routes because a mother-in-law was locked in hot cars. “Wesee that there is constant locking up in mothers-in-law in hot cars”says Police Chief Bastian B. Olle.

Sitting in the car screaming
He explains that there is a high risk associated with such a rescue; “The mothers-in-law we lock out are usually furious and both yell and act manipulatively”says the commissioner. He says he has a full understanding of the men who lock these ladies in, but reminds me that mothers-in-law are also human beings. “Here it is important that the men swallow camels before lives are lost” he says

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Locked in locked for 2 hours: Ruth Vigdis Bakkerud was locked up for more than two hours after her son-in-law “forgot” that she was sitting in the back of the car. “Mistakes like this happen then,” says his son-in-law smiling. “This is something I’ll never forget” says Ruth, who is relatively open about her being in a passive-aggressive war with her son-in-law

Ikea’s parking lot
On Saturday morning, the police department had to move out to Ikea at Slependen a whopping 18 times. “Here we smashed the squares and helped mothers-in-law into the fresh air. In most cases, it turns out that it was the son-in-law who had unfortunately forgotten that the mother-in-law was in the back seat” he says. Now he encourages anyone planning a summer holiday with his mother-in-law to think about it. “We see that divorces and domestic disturbances increase significantly when couples have had or have visits by the mother-in-law on the mother’s side”says the concerned policeman. His advice is to drive his mother-in-law into the woods so they have to go home. “That way there is little chance that they will return another time”he recommends

The mother-in-law’s association cannot comment on any specific matters, but says they generally advise their members to create as much discord and unease as possible between their daughter and her boyfriend.

30 diseases and conditions you NEVER thought existed, but they do

People are like snowflakes – Totally unique!

Real superheroes are born in our real world. There are people with unique characteristics, which make them stand out from the crowd.

You don’t draw to believe us, but among us there are real superhumans. Everywhere, every day.

You don’t believe us. Just check out the list below.

See only here:

1: She was born with a white point in her head

… just like mom:

Most of us have a birthmark somewhere on our bodies, but this mom and daughter share one on the scalp. The condition is called poliosis and is simply a lack of melanin on some parts of the body. This unique birthmark is as you see to the highest degree hereditary.

2: She has two eye colors:

No, it is not contact lenses This person has Heterokromi, a genetic variation that manifests itself in multicolored eyes. The dueling color is caused by an excess or lack of melanin … due to genetics, illness or injury. The perfect split you see in the photo below is called sectoral heterochromia and occurs when there are two different colors in the same iris. As a rule, brown is dominant color and then a small “splash” of blue or green

3: He has a unique ability to give people the finger

This man’s thumbs are where they should be, but it is not possible to bend. He can only bend his thumbs inside his hand. So-called Polydaktyli is located in the family. Both he and his sons have 12 fingers and 12 toes. His kids had surgery as a child.

4: He has Wardenburg syndrome

It makes the eyes a person deaf on one ear, the hair white and the eyes of different colors. Also a variant of Heterokromi in Chromosome 20.

5: He has mirror hand syndrome

Ulnar Dimelia is a congenital deformity in which the thumb is absent. The ulna (i.e. palm) is duplicated, and there are seven or eight fingers on the hands. The condition is often referred to as “Mirror Hand Syndrome.”

The condition is so rare that less than 100 cases have been reported in the medical literature. It is not possible to find the condition described in English.

6: He inherited a thumb from each of his parents

Whether we like it or not, we are all a combination of our parents’ genes. Each gene is a blueprint of our body, and the genes from our parents contain information on everything from eye color, via hereditary diseases to the appearance of our thumbs.

7: She was born without a finger on her index finger – and gave it eyes 🙂

Anonykia kongenita is a genetic condition that affects finger and toe nails. People with this abnormality usually miss all the nails, but in some cases (called Hyponkia) just lack some nails or partial nails. Those affected by Anonykia congenita have no other health problems or complications as a result.

8: Baby was born with perfect elf ears

Stahl’s ear (also called Alveører for all you Tolkien fans out there) is an ear-deformity that results in a pointed ear shape and an extra cartilage fade. This abnormality is the result of the fact that the cartilage is lying in pressure in the womb cartilage and is often only visible in the first weeks of an infant’s life. With permanent deformation, ear-forming is a simple treatment.

… And then the BodMod youth goes and pays quacks to fix their ears.

9: … and he was born to do just that!

Born with Amniotic Tape Syndrome, this person likes to make the most serious jokes about his condition.

Amniotic band syndrome is related to a number of birth defects. It occurs when certain parts of the fetus’s body become intertwined in a fiber that limits its growth. The condition can cause the need for amputation in adulthood.

10: He has only four fingers – and his thumb is an index finger

Symbrakydaktyli (can be called a species of Poland’s Syndrome – Although it usually occurs in the chest region) is a condition in which babies are born with an underdeveloped hand that causes them to have small (or as on the case of the person here) missing fingers. Hand malformations are often treated with orthopedics, prosthesis, physiotherapy … or in some cases surgery.

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10 girls who have a world record you DON’T want

Some girls go a little further than everyone else

In this series of pictures we have addressed some girls who have the great passion that they will be VERY special. Whether they should have chosen exactly these special ways to stand out is rather a little uncertain:

1. Asha Mandela has 5.8 meter long dreadslocks. This is without a doubt the world’s longest.

Pin on Hair (Culture)

2. Charity Pierce is the thickest in the world. She weighs an incredible 346 kilos!
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3. Cathie Jung has the world’s smallest waist of 38.1 cm circumference

World record breaking smallest waist, Cathie Jung – Lorla Loves Logic

4. Elaine Davidson is the woman with the most piercings. She even thinks she has over 1,000 piercings. It’s pure lying, but she has many:
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5. Jasmine Tridevil has taken the crotch and had surgery on a third breast. We all agree that it is both practical and beautiful.

Mom took a leap when Jasmine (21) came home from plastic surgeon

6. Aneta Florczuk is four times named the world’s strongest woman:
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BREAKING NEWS: Desperate cat fights a daily battle against forced coziness

The cat Birger lives with his mother Sigrid Hårvått Gnure in Sogndal. Birger is despairing, constantly afraid of compulsive coziness. The owner, in turn, uses Birger as a substitute for lack of attention from the opposite sex

Forced to cuddle to get food
Birger is just one of many thousands of Norwegian cats living with compulsive coziness. “We see that many thousands of cats every day have to fight hard battles against forced coziness. Ultimately, the cats lose this battle as they must have food and have no other options” says Ivan Kattvold of the Association for Cats Who Experience Daily Struggle Against Cuddles (FFKSODKMK)

Kos is abuse
A number of cats live in conditions where they have to cuddle daily to maintain tranquility in the home. “Many cats experience being woken up with cuddles in the middle of a dream. This is of course traumatic for the cat people who, with the exception of a little scratching and loud meowing, are defenseless towards single women who cuddle them hard, often and for a long time” says the association leader. “Kos is abuse. These cats will not be cuddled, but are forced to cuddle several times a day” he concludes

14 embarrassing photos that make the beach extra fun

Soon summer and beaches!

We can now almost count days until the first days of summer. Long light evenings, comfortable temperature and not least long days off on the beach. We have found some pictures that show that one can easily be entertained on a public beach if you look closely enough. Sunburn, involuntary erections and very original clothing are some of the entertainment you can enjoy on the beach. We’re looking forward 🙂

1. Love on the beach there ie. Great and not embarrassing at all:

2. Erotic dreams can quickly turn into laughter when falling asleep on the beach:

3. Was perhaps not such an idyllic picture anyway?:

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4th Noda so…:

Sitting on the beach : WTF

5. Great it:
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6. Then there are those who provide complete F. Good entertainment there too:

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13 cakes perfect for all pig girls who LOVE cake

For girls who love cake and penis!

Some cakes may be better suited to an adult birthday than in a children’s party. These are definitely such cakes.

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18 sick selfies that should NEVER have been taken.

The vast majority of us take a few selfies up to several times a week. Some, on the other hand, like these, should never have been near a phone:

1. Happy and happy at funeral:

13 Personas que se tomaron una selfie en el momento menos indicado

2. When you thought there were two in the picture, but then suddenly you find out that it was 3:

Spider Photo-Bombs A Selfie

3. When the dog really wants to get in, but you’re really busy:

Even This Dog Is Sick Of Her Selfies

4. Mom’s big boy:

Mama's Big Boy

5. Yes, it was a flash shot there….

Probably The Best Photobomb Of All Time

6. When you should REALLY clean the shower before posting picture:

You Could Have Left Something In The Shower

7. Uff then, here was a little more in the picture than one had needed:

So Happy With My New Hair

8. When the little brother wants to be in the picture:

Little Brother Fail

9. The size has no meaning say they….

This Sneaky Shadow

10. When mirror image…. yes you see:

Mirror Reflection

11th No a. Cut it out. Stop it!

Just A Quick Selfie Before I Start My Day

12. Selfie with a virtuous touch:

Went To Take A Selfie With The Dogs And...

13. Selfie with grandma:

Selfie With Grandma

14. When your daughter drowns in the bath, but you are busy:

Bae Caught Me Slippin'

15. Make sure mom looks great little friend:

Make Mommy Look Sexy, Sweetie

16. We’re pregnant-selfie:

Watch: Brad Paisley curates fans' worst selfies for 'Selfie...

17th Yes yes, it can happen to anyone:

11 Reasons Why You Should Check the Background – Page 3 ...

18. Photo of two VERY good girlfriends:

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16 girls who REALLY should have checked the background before posting selfies

Could you make these mistakes?

Selfies have become a common thing for most people. Sometimes, however, it may seem that you do not always check the background of the photos you post. Here are some good examples of just that:

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This is what newborn animals look like. Maybe the sweetest and weirdest movie you’ll ever see

We all agree that newborn babies couldn’t be sweeter. Where they lie completely innocent and completely defenseless, there is something soothing, almost therapeutic over it.

But have you ever seen a newborn elephant baby or a 2-minute-old cobra snake? Here’s what we think might be the cutest movie of all time:

The government is releasing corona restrictions. No longer need to wash your hands after pooping

Once again, the government is informing of new easing of the Corona restrictions. “Weno longer see any reason to wash our hands after a visit,” says Prime Minister Erna Solberg, referring to the smitten figures for Korona that are now more or less absent. She thinks people are now looking forward to a slightly more normal life where you don’t have to wash your hands after you’ve been to the bathroom

Little or
no infection
The new reliefs come after The Corona appears to be gone. “Yes this is fun. We won. says a very relieved Prime Minister. Several others in the government are probably smiling knowingly that a number of leftover wives are now gone. “I’m going to go to the cabin, go to the bathroom and stand very closeto people in the shop” says a government member who wishes to remain anonymous for the sake of infection control rules

Can cough out in the air
Another joyful news is that you can now also cough straight into the air. “Yes one can reach both cough, sneeze and snowflow without having to cover your face like a maniac” Solberg smiles and demonstrates this by sneeze in the face of the nearest journalist. There will be laughter in the hall and people seem to be enjoying themselves now that you don’t have to worry about hygiene. “You have to live a little bit too “concludes the Prime Minister

RESEARCH: Dolphins by no means as intelligent when they are on land. Can’t do anything

The State Center for Interpersonal Relations has for many years researched what is referred to as the world’s smartest animals; namely, the dolphin. Now it turns out that the dolphin is completely inept if it is on land. “Dolphins can’t do anything when they’re on land” says scientist

Disappointing
Researcher and dolphin expert Bjørn Finne Suppe tells eAvisa that the research results are extremely disappointing. “It now turns out after years of research that this so-called smart animal that they are completely useless on land. Hopeless” he says as he shakes his head. He seems simply annoyed by the stupidity dolphins show when they stay on land

39 dolphins
dead
During the research, 39 dolphins died during various tests. “We initially thought it was wrong so we made a lot of attempts, but all the dolphins appeared apathetic when they came ashore. Shaking and rolling around was pretty much the only thing they could do. Stupid animals” the researcher who will next week research the responsiveness of young children when a car arrives 100 km straight against the

BREAKING NEWS: Mexico builds wall to shield its citizens from perpetual chaos in U.S.

After the us in recent months appears to be collapsing as a result of a crazy president, racist policemen and, not least, general frenetics, Mexico has now started the job of building a giant wall around the United States to shield Mexicans from being affected by the decay that ravages the neighboring country

Financed by the cartels
The wall, of course, is mainly funded by the cartels, which after all are the only government in Mexico with money and actual decision-making authority. The wall will be ready during the week. “We have highly motivated workers who are either finished with the wall during the week or who are alternatively shot in the head”says construction manager Jon’de Cocaine Hansen who tells eAvisa that his mother is actually from Brummendal

Donald Trump
reacts
As a result of the harsh decision to build a wall to keep the United States away, the mentally unstable president of the United States has reacted strongly. No one understood what he meant when he reacted, but there is no doubt that he was angry. As always, the president is expected to make a statement on Twitter saying something smart

19 horrible tattoos you never thought existed, but sure, they do…

Many of us think tattoos are both stylish, beautiful and cool. They usually are, too, but these tattoos are probably neither stylish nor beautiful…

GET ON WITH YOU TOO: 16 pig girls who forgot to check the background before posting a selfie

1. A real charmer you can be proud to take home to your dad?’

The 31 Worst Tattoo Fails Of All-Time (#6 Is Absolutely Mind...

2. When you love red onions so much that you tattoo it … Ehhh… under the arm…?

Bad Tattoos: 12 of the Worst Regrets | Weird Tattoos, Horrible ...

3. Spider tattoo is one thing, but in the middle of the face?

Post the worst tattoo ever... - 9GAG

4. It will be hard to find a good reason why you should pay for this…

Just Tattoo Of Us fans shocked after show reveals 'worst tattoo...

5. In pursuit of the world’s worst tattoo, this one comes up very high on the list

15 Worst Tattoo Ideas Ever - Tattoo Blog

6. A beautiful bouquet on a shaved head. Best idea ever:

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7. Well said…. Or…. Atte… It… Was?

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8. Surely one who is Star Wars interested yes:

The 13 worst Star Wars tattoos in the galaxy

9. Impossible to understand what she/he is smiling for after taking this tattoo:

25 of the Worst Tattoos Ever to Make You Rethink Your Next One...

10. When you’re really a cute girl but find out you won’t be cute anymore:

Pictures : Worst Tattoo Designs Ever - Dumb Face Tattoo

11. Beautiful, stylish and freshly cute:

16 of the world's worst facial tattoos you never thought existed

12th Get a tattoo they said… Gets Cool So They…

These Are the Most Regrettable Face Tattoos of All Time (With ...

13TH NAILED IT!

25 Worst And Dumbest Tattoos

14. When you just love cats:

Top 25 Worst Tattoo Examples (Photo Gallery)

15. Works of art?

16th Hello Kitty… Nice!

Photos: More worst tattoos ever

17. Probably good at bottom….

Worst tattoos EVER from graphic sex scenes to racist facial ...

18. Maybe the best Batman tattoo ever:

15 Worst Ever Batman Tattoo Fails

19. Big Metallica fan there:

25 More of the Worst Tattoo Fails You Will Ever See - Obsev

SEE ALSO: THE WORST AND SICKEST selfies of all time

16 babies with adult teeth that look very scary

That may not be all that is as sweet when it comes to babies. They are often both cute and funny, but exactly these pictures are really just scary?

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Babies with adult teeth look really creepy.

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15 babies born as grumpy old gubber

Very old babies

You might have thought that at some point all babies grow up and grow up? No, some babies are babies all their lives. Here we have found a number of babies who are soon 100 years old and who look more like grumpy old gubber than a baby:

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ANNOYING situations only very attractive girls recognize themselves in

Do you recognize yourself?

Most people think that the extremely attractive and charming people have a simple everyday life. This is not true! We have talked to a number of the most popular and sexy people and gained a very understanding of their challenges in everyday life. If you recognize these challenges, you are most likely very sexy:

1. You can never go out without constantly getting away men and checking you out:

2. The reflection of your gorgeous face and body constantly disturbs you:

3. When non-sexy men think they have a chance at you:

4. Daily encounters with jealousy from the non-sexy:

18 Times Girls Got Caught Looking Jealous - Funny Gallery

5. Your non-sexy girlfriends think you can arrange a sexy boyfriend for them even if they’re not as sexy as you:

6. You must always find new ways to decline when non-attractive people constantly ask for a date:

7. You always think “Hope he realizes that I am more than just a beautiful face?”:

8. When you are so beautiful, it is quickly done to fall in love with yourself. It releases the non-beautiful:

10. Extremely many friend requests every day just because you are sexy. Tiring:

17 photos proving that all cats are SOME FUCKING ASSHOLES!

eAvisa has been working undercover for many years to prove that cats are assholes. After 6 years of hard photo evidence, we find that the evidence is now indisputable. Cats ARE assholes.

Here is a series of photo graphic evidence that cats only care about themselves. There is no love in these monster animals, only selfishness, evil and cruelty:

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Life Of A Tree

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You Home Earlier Today Hooman

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Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

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Cats Always Know

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This Shelf Is PROTECTED

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Don't Sit On The Keyboard? Ok

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When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

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I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat

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When goats scream like humans. This is the movie EVERYONE should get with you…

Most of us don’t have a more complicated relationship with goats than they’re cute when they’re small. In this film, we’ve found a number of goats screaming like humans. It is simply a fun and slightly scary experience:

When the big siblings are tired of little siblings. Pain, jealousy and crying…

The vast majority of siblings know to appreciate each other in adult ages. The way there might be something else. When your little brother or little sister fusses too much or takes up too much space, big brother/sister is quick to get enough:

BREAKING NEWS: Gender-operated Lars (formerly Britt) has developed a face mask for vegans with a gluten allergy

Lars-Andrè Vott from Gnekkbråsætra may have hit the mark with his new invention. Lars-Andrè has invented a brand new type of face mask that is specially adapted for vegans with a gluten allergy. “A win for all vegans out there with gluten allergy” says Lars-Andrè who has been working on developing the face mask for the whole 14 years

Sex-operated and happy boy
Lars-Andrè has not always been a happy and successful inventor. Three years ago, Lars was called Britt and struggled with abnormally high hair growth. “When you are a lady with lots of hair on the body it is difficult to make friends and girlfriends alike, which is why I chose to change gender”says Lars-Andrè, who was formerly britt. “Now that I’m a man, no one reacts to me having a lot of hair growth. It’s perfectly normal for us men to have lots of hair.” he says

Going to sell the
invention to vegans
Lars-Andrè is proud of his face mask. “Yes I find that vegans with gluten allergy are often forgotten. Now at least they’ve got their own face mask that’s tailored to them and their condition” he says. ” Yes, but not all face masks are adapted to vegans with gluten allergy then” ask eAvisa. “Idon’t know anything about that, I concentrate on my product so get the other face mask manufacturers caring about their face masks”says a clearly annoyed Lars-Andrè

17 photos for anyone who loves baguettes and has sick sick humor

It is not often you see such beautiful, innovative and cutting-edge art as this. By replacing ordinary everyday things with a baguette, life simply becomes easier to live…. So that’s the way it is. No, so…

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BREAKING NEWS: Police warn of new scam in which women marry men because of money and not love

Police in East Raus Police District in Gnuvold report an increasing number in fraud cases where women pretend to marry because of love but who actually get married because the victim (always a man) has a lot of money

Going after older men
Police Chief Bastian Vold tells eAvisa that a number of women are tricking men with lots of money into believing that it’s a matter of love when it’s really about money. “Yes it is often women in their 20s who trick men from 40 years onwards into thinking that they are attractive enough to join a lady who looks like a very different league than themselves”says the police chief who starts to get sunburnt on his nose

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a lot of money
There is talk of large sums in such fraud cases. The men are tricked into paying travel, powder for many thousands of dollars and not least several surgical interventions every single year. “It’s sad, but these are men who need confirmations that they’re good enough even if they’re over 40 years old so it’s just sad. Women take advantage of older men to believe that it’s a matter of love when it’s just money“.”” says the chief of police in conclusion.

What do you mean, are men stupid or are women smart?

BREAKING NEWS: Employees in the municipality thrive with the home office. Makes no difference when “working”

Employees in Norway’s municipalities work largely from the Home Office during the day. The reason is basically for infection control considerations, but as no one really notices the difference it is now suggested that all local government employees continue to “work” from the Home Office throughout the year

Doesn’t
matter
The norwegian municipal administration sector writes in a press release to eAvisa that the last few weeks have been very positive for all employees in the municipal sector across the country. “We don’t notice any difference. The staff play solitaire and put people on hold as well from the Home Office as they do from the office” says head of department Bjørn Trost Grevling to eAvisa

May never come back
The head of the department goes on to say that he will not be surprised if local government employees continue to “work” from the Home Office forever. “Yes as it looks now it is only a waste of resources that those who “work” in the municipality should drive back and forth when the “job” they are supposed to do can really be done from the bed” concludes the department manager from bed…. ehhh home office.

The most embarrassing couple photo you could never believe existed, but sure, they do…

It says that love comes in all colors, shapes and ages. There is no doubt after you have seen these pictures:

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Distraught parents realize that their 28-year-old son plans to live there even after quarantine

Leif-Gunnar and Lill-Anette Knikke from Rælingen are distraught. They have a son who next week turns 28. For the past four weeks he has been staying at home with his parents after he had to be quarantined after a trip to Italy a couple of months ago. Now the parents insist that their son is likely to not be allowed to move out after the quarantine period is over

Having a
great time
The son tells eAvisa that the quarantine time with his parents has been fantastic. “We’re together every day and night, we watch movies together and mom dishes up with several meals every single day. I’m having a great time. he smiles. He sees no reason to move back to his 43 sqm apartment in Oslo. “Ha ha ha, no I’m better off here. Taking care of my parents” he says while taking another beer from his father’s refrigerator

I don’t
know what to say.
The parents, on the other hand, seem a little annoyed and very despairing. “We’re afraid we’ll never get rid of him,”says mother Lill-Anette as her lower lip trembles. She’s almost in tears. “He’s been here every day for 4 weeks now. I wash clothes, cook and have to sit and listen to everything he’s interested in. I feel like my life has been paused. He’s got to move out. says the mother before the emotions take over and she erupts into tears. “Mymom is touched and happy to have me here,” says the son, who obviously thinks he is welcome to continue living with his parents.

RESEARCH: Those who own the most sweatpants jog the least, but eat the most chocolate

At the Norwegian Centre for Interpersonal Relations, they have been researching for several years on which group of people jog the least in Norway. The answer is unconditional; The more sweatpants you own, the less you jog

Never jogged
eAvisa has called over 400 Norwegians in recent weeks and looked at the connection between owning sweatpants and actually jogging. Surprisingly, none of the 400 people we talked to were jogging. However, all of them wore one or more sweatpants that they wore every day.

Sweatpants
and cuddles
In fact, the comprehensive research report shows that those who wear sweatpants also eat the most junk food, drink the most alcohol and mostly never jog. “We see that everyone with sweatpants is usually either overweight, alcoholic or not washes. They call it “cuddle” says researcher and potential serial killer Karl Aksel Ivan Gladvold to eAvisa. So; conclusion is clear, sweatpants are rarely or never used for jogging

Do you have a sweatpants you don’t jog in?

BREAKING NEWS: New evidence that Donald Trump has been developed by China to destroy the Western world

New evidence is emerging that the incumbent US president has been developed in China’s laboratory to destroy peace and order in the UNITED States and the Western world in general. “There is no longer any doubt. Donald Trump is the result of aggressive ire like we’ve never put it before.” professor Lars Nedover Bakke told eAvisa

Has removed many
human properties
The study shows that at first glance, Trump can both look and appear like an ordinary human being. “Yesit is well done, but the moment he starts talking one notices that it lacks human qualities such as empathy, humility, intelligence and charm” says the researcher. He believes China is behind Donald Trump

China is
not responding
eAvisa has repeatedly tried to get in touch with the Chinese Embassy in Oslo for a comment. It has not been successful to connect with any representatives at the embassy, but a Chinese chef from Mjøndalen tells eAvisa that it is China that is behind Donald Trump. We see no reason to question the Chinese chef and thus conclude that joda; Donald Trump is the result of a vicious warfare carried out at the Chinese laboratory

What do you mean? Does it seem plausible. Say your opinion by block letters in the comments everywhere on the internet

THE LATEST: The Association of Introverts believes the government is missing out. “We should stay inside for 2-3 years” they rage

After the government this week gave clear signals that opening Norway more or less normal again, more people are reacting. Many men with a home office think it is too early to let up, but the strongest counter-reactions come from the Norwegian slightly anonymous association for “Introverte who thrives in their own company” which is headquartered at home.

Should keep us at home for
2-3 years
Head of the association for introvert Sissel Alene Tid tells eAvisa that she and all her members react strongly to the fact that the society should now reopen. “We think this is way too soon. The risk of infection is enormous and many millions of Norwegians could die. We think people should stay under one wool blanket in front of the tv for another 2-3 years. Only then are we sure” she says via a text message. Video interview was completely out of the question to attend

Many who agree
The association has many supporters. Men with home office, lazy people, the association for sick leavers with chronic pain in the will and a number of alcoholics believe people should stay at home for a long time to come. “The government must take the signal, we are many hundreds of people who will not out of our apartments until 2-3 years” concludes Sissel Alene Time

What do you mean? Should Norway stay at home for many years to come or should we start everyday life again?

Dog looks forward to sniffing a LOT of ass when this Corona nonsense is done

It’s not just people who experience little contact with their own race. Dogs have also been forced to bypass humans in recent weeks. That’s why many dogs are now starting to look forward to smelling the butt of other dogs as soon as Corona is done

Miss all kinds of ass
Max-Igor is a 5-year-old Schafer who in recent weeks has mostly been in prison with his owners and has been aired in the garden. “I haven’t seen a single dog and haven’t sniffed a single dog in my ass”says Max-Igor despairingly. He misses all dog-asses and is looking forward to the first day in the park with lots of other dogs. “I’m going to sniff a lot of butt to put it that way”he says

Can’t stand it
Another dog eAvisa has spoken to says that she can’t wait to meet other dogs so she can sniff them in the ass again. “I can’t stand it, this is absolutely horrible, I haven’t sniffed another dog in the ass for many weeks”says the dog who wants to remain anonymous for the sake of the family

BREAKING NEWS: Jogging can extend life by 2 years, but shortens it by 4 years

A comprehensive study conducted by the Norwegian Centre for Interpersonal Relations states that jogging can extend lifespan by 2 years. The problem is that jogging also shortens life by 4 years. “If you’re smart, you don’t jog” says famous scientist

Wasting time
Jogging, or pointless drilling of energy as it is really considered positive. Now research shows that anyone who jogs is really just wasting their life. “We see that if you jog for 40 minutes it gives you 20 minutes longer life, but you’ve been jogging for 40 minutes so you’re going to lose it to put it that way”says researcher and anti-jogging expert Håvard Vaske Hanske to eAvisa

Enjoy yourself instead
At the same time, the research report shows that those who spend time with family, friends or girlfriends instead of running around are far happier than those who jog. “How often do you see a jogger smiling really” asks the researcher. We must admit that we have rarely or never seen that. Then the conclusion is clear; stop jogging

THE LATEST: More and more celebrities are choosing to pull their teeth to look cooler

Trends come and go. This time it’s the teeth that are going away. Virtually all Hollywood has now pulled its teeth to look even better. And tell me what you want, but they look amazing.

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Things girls do, which they’re never going to admit

Girls are really pretty nasty – they too!

That women are some cruel beings we knew. But after all, the Bibles say they come from a leg in Adam’s chest, so they can’t be so different from men. Yet there are some highly private things girls do differently than men…. even if they’re never going to admit it!

See only here:

Girls study facial hair that grows out from weird places:

Girls can’t cope with napping out hair. No, no, no, no, no, no If they are alone, the hair should be studied, checked and tasted…

Girls grow mustache. They just take it away before we see it.

Sure. Girls get a mustache. It is often light, often just dun … but no one thinks more about their mustache than girls:

Girls are the only creatures on Earth who think they’ll be sweeter with one extra set of ears:

Girls have a strange way to argue.

They can sit for hours having fantasy quarrels up in their own head… and often with his best friend:

Girls are also the only creatures in nature, who believe that any strange action can be explained

that it is “the way they are … or I don’t get it myself!”

Girls make cleavage

When alone, they squeeze their shoulders forward, collect their upper arms and make themselves more chasm, but they say sexy things to themselves in the mirror.

Girls can spend ages drying themselves after a simple shower

Like it’s going to be something hard. They also have their hair in a turban made of two towel. The most impressive thing is that the wrapping will never be good enough the first time, and always has to be repeated at least once… even if it looks exactly the same:

When they are finished dried, they should lie on the bed in a bathrobe

… and wave your legs while it does not make anything entirely sensible. It may seem that the less sexy that robe is, the better:

Girls use a lot of things in the shower

who absolutely have no where to do….

Sure! We know what you were thinking!

They do it too!!


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People in quarantine put their cats in tanks. The result is hysterical

When you’re in quarantine, everyday life can be both boring and frustrating. But not if you have a cat. No, no, no, no, no, no If you have a cat, everything gets so much more fun. One can, for example, as all these people have done; put your cat in a cardboard tank:

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The clip of the drunken northerner makes the police laugh

“Æ gets so pissed off”

The mildly aggressive and drunk northerner is a huge hit on social media. The man who has clearly been drinking far more than he should be so furious and out of control that even the police have to stretch on the smileband.


LATEST NEWS: Sore throat, headache and lethargy may be symptoms of having children

Several doctors at the National Center for Doctors have now found that sore throat, extreme lethargy and headaches can be symptoms of having children. The symptoms turn out to be stronger the more children you have. “Many suffer from severe symptoms and are very much struggling with the joy of life due to children”says doctor and Metallica fan Jæims Hætfilld to eAvisa

Same symptoms
as Corona
After much research, doctors have found that having children can be far more serious than previously thought. “We see that the symptoms of having children are difficult to live with. Many develop chronic irritation, headaches and, not least, lack of sleep” says the doctor who has previously participated in Idol, but who did not get on. “No it was simply not good enough”says the doctor

Some need intensive care
Moreover, doctors now fear that the symptoms of having children will become so strong that more people need intensive care. “As a result of society’s lockdown these days, we fear that those with lighter symptoms of children will have stronger symptoms of children when they are locked up with children,” says the doctor. He says society must now prepare to get rid of children. “There are too many children, too many” quits the doctor who even has 13 children aged 2 years to 11 years

eAvisa will return with more on this matter if the situation develops, escalates or unfolds in the direction that it would be appropriate to follow up with a supplementary article based on further investigation

13 claws that create the worst job accidents

I guess we all know the big claw at work. He or she who always loses glass, taps a link so that the whole server goes down or that says “this is going well”, but then it goes by no means good anyway

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6. This movie is full of job-idiots. You don’t believe what you see 🙂

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Now DUCKFACE is on its way back into fashion. WHAT are you going to look like now girls

Jippi … Eh…

Duckface is loved and hated! For a while, we saw it everywhere. All the time! Then it got a little lost! But now! Now it’s back again! Jippi!!! We’re just saying it!

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How to cut your alpaca if you want to laugh mass

Alpacas are more and more common to have as livestock in Norway. In fact, it is the case that 9 out of 10 Norwegians have either, had, would have or have previously had an Alpaca. EAvisa receives thousands of requests every day on how to cut its alpaca if you want to laugh en masse. That’s why the editorial team has bought many many alpacas and clips them with lots of fun hairstyles

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BREAKING NEWS: People are bored

Over the past 2 months, the State Center for Interpersonal Relations has been researching what people do most of the day. The answer is that most people are bored. “Yes there is no doubt, we see from this research report that people are really bored,” researcher and lasso expert Ivan Røyke Gladvold told eAvisa

Bored and
arguing
In addition to getting bored, the research shows that people are also arguing more. “Especially those who are in a relationship they really won’t be in quarrels now very much a day. In addition to getting bored” says the scientist. He thinks the trend of people bored won’t back down right away. “No, I don’t think so”he says

Boring to
drink
You might think that when people get bored as much as they do now, they drink more alcohol. “No by no means. People find it boring to drink too. No one to argue with on the town, no one night stands and no kebab queue also makes drinking boring. It’s boring, but that’s the way it is. concludes the scientist who admits that he thought both this article and the whole research was boring

CRUEL: The world’s 10 most embarrassing things that have been filmed

Embarrassing and funny!

It’s not always things go as planned, but luckily it’s also not often it gets caught on film. These, on the other hand, are captured on film for everyone’s pleasure:

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“You don’t have to shoot animals even if you want to hunt” says vegan who has caught lots of vegetables

“You don’t have to hunt animals, there’s a lot of other people who don’t live out there you can hunt” say these vegans. Many vegans hunt daily and these pictures show that you don’t have to kill an animal in order to hunt. So all of you who shoot at animals should pull themselves together.

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“This Easter is actually not that bad. I have experienced far worse Easter than this” says Jesus

Most of us think this year’s Easter celebrations have been a little duller and a little less fun than other years. E who does not think Easter this year is so bad is Jesus. “Iunderstand that pandemic is boring, but I’ve had far worse Easter than this,”he says

Boring is okay
eAvisa has been talking to Jesus via sky mail and he writes that he has the understanding that viruses, cabin bans and little social contact are bad. “Yet I would point out that there are worse things than this,” he says. He claims to have experienced worse Easter celebrations. “Yes it was the talk of pure torture actually” he writes

Getting better in 2038
Jesus can simultaneously calm us people down with that pandemic we are now seeing the start of is finished as early as 2038.”Yes that’s right, already in February 2038 this is over so it’s a matter of a few years”he says reassuringly. Jesus points out that as long as you stay inside and listen to experts, this will be fine. “Yes dad has decided that this time only 5-6 million people so this is no crisis exactly”he concludes

The worst and most embarrassing sporting moment of all time

This is embarrassing! (photos and video)

In the heat of battle, you don’t always have control over what’s going on! For example, it’s quick to pull off your opponent’s pants, or lick them under your arm, right? What we don’t understand is why many people should wear these condom clothes? It’s a little too fast for your pants to unravel in the ass? Do they want to show off or is it bad luck? We don’t know, but with today’s camera lenses, it comes under pressure. Guaranteed!

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BREAKING NEWS: Thousands of cabin owners misunderstood Erna’s speech on purpose. Is on the way to the cabin

After Prime Minister Erna Solberg today delivered her speech in which she warned that the government is easing the restrictions, several thousand cars are now on their way to Easter Mountain. Erna said the cabin ban will be lifted on April 20, but many cottage owners have been deliberately misunderstood. Thousands are now on their way to the cabin just 10 minutes after Erna stepped off the pulpit

I just heard allowed to go to the cabin
eAvisa has spoken to many cabin owners who are now on their way to the cabin. Lars Kronerud from Holmenkollen says he turned off the tv before hearing when the cabin ban would be lifted. “I’m sure I heard that the cabin ban was lifted immediately so then I relate to what I heard,” says Konerud, who is only going to visit the pole first.

Should be at the
cottage for the rest of your life
Another cabin owner says he is now already at the cottage and that he will never go home. “Yes, I’ll stay at the cabin for the rest of my life. I’ll never leave here.” he says. He has bought several hundred Amarone wines as well as lots of toilet paper. “Yes I have so much red wine and toilet paper that I can sit in the bathroom with superdiarè while I drink red wine at the same time. I have so much red wine.” laughs the sympathetic cottage-owner

BREAKING NEWS: Hospital ordered wrong face masks. Now all staff at the hospital must use these

A hospital in the United States has either ordered errors or they have a hoaxer at the procurement department. In the search for face masks, 7,000 masks were ordered that no one thought to be seen in a hospital. “Anincredibly bad joke if that’s what this is all about”says the hospital director

Must wear the masks
Although the vast majority of staff at the hospital refused to wear the vulgar face masks, it ended up with all 500 employees now wearing these masks. “Many people get angry and think it’s disrespectful while others laugh themselves to death”says a doctor who estimates that as many as 30 patients have died as a result of having laughed themselves to death

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Ordered 7000 such masks: At a hospital in the United States, 500 employees are now treating patients with this face mask. The director of the hospital calls for full investigation

Requires answers
The hospital director who is thus furious about the situation requires finding out who is responsible for the unfortunate joke or misunderstanding. “If it turns out that this is a joke from one of my employees I’ll talk hard to the person and say that he or she is extremely vile”says the director who himself also has to wear the face mask

What do you mean, do you realize that the hospital director is furious?

THE LATEST: Police are warning Jesus to return to Earth this year. “Yes, it’s right in quarantine” says police lawyer

It’s new times. Easter has barely got underway and many Christians hope, even this year, that Jesus suddenly returns to the field and retrieves his. “Completely out of the question that Jesus gathers His disciples. The rules are for all” says responsible police lawyer Solveig Boll Vold to eAvisa

Must be quarantined
As a result of the strict rules associated with the Corona outbreak, Jesus will probably get a real surprise if he decides to return this year. “Yes then must be right in quarantine,” says the police lawyer who says they will treat Jesus in the same way as everyone else. “Yes here it is dugnad and it must also Jesus be a part of” he says

Sin says church
The church, on the other hand, is not particularly impressed by the police’s handling of a possible return from heaven. “Honestly, if the son of God, Jesus chooses to come with his salvation we must then be able to give him some special treatment”says priest Vidgun Gnurebukk. “No, no and again no”replies the police lawyer via his home office. He’s clearly annoyed. He’s got a cabin.

So that’s the way it is. Right in quarantine with Jesus and no more than max 3 people

BREAKING NEWS: Cohabiting couples still haven’t been bored enough to have sex

A cohabiting couple from Fjottfjord tells eAvisa in an interview that they still have not had any kind of sex even though they have spent 4 weeks in quarantine in their 49 sqm apartment. “We somehow don’t have interest, there’s still a lot to see on your phone”says Ann-Zathan in a comment

Boring, but not so boring
She goes on to say that neither she nor her husband have thought about having sex even though in practice they are locked up together 24 hours a day. “No we have Netflix, the phone and a Donald pocket from 1983 so we’ll be all right,” she says. However, she opens the possibility that it can be sex if this quarantine situation lasts for many months. “We’ll see”she says

Don’t really talk either.
The man who doesn’t say much in the interview seems very busy on his mobile. “Yes he’s 24 hours a day on that mobile, he says he talks to comrades, but I don’t know I”says Ann-Zathan. She goes on to say that they don’t really talk much either. “It’s best that way, it’s just bickering,”she says. “AGREE!” Her husband responds from the couch as he stares intensively at his mobile

RIGHT NOW: Woman (33 years old) unsure she is pregnant or if she has just put on something violent in the past week

It’s simply hard to say. I’ve both fucked and eaten more than usual so it’s going to be somehow impossible to know” says the woman who in recent days is really wondering if she is pregnant or if she is just getting very fat. In the past week she has eaten very much and enjoyed herself very much with her boyfriend named Geir

Common that
women wonder
Researcher and female doctor Trond Rasmus Rassrød tells eAvisa that it is quite common for women to wonder about this. “Sure, this is not uncommon. This is typical for women who have an active sex life and who in addition to a lot of fucking also eat more than they should” he says. He asks the woman to relax and eat less. “Probablyboring to go like that to wonder, but it’s just eating less so the answer gives itself” says the doctor

Drinking a
lot of Pepsi Max
The woman, who has previously been admitted to a soda clinic for her Pepsi Max addiction, admits she has been drinking on soda in recent days. “Yes, just throw the towel back in. I drink soda several times a day now” admits the woman who also works as a dentist but who is currently laid off because she then either has an eating problem or is pregnant

eAvisa follows the case further

FINAL EASTER HOLIDAY: Going to be well with a few days at home in the living room

Finally, it’s easter. Norwegians can’t wait to celebrate the time marked by hares, marzipan and board games. Just as God and Jesus wanted us to remember Him. This year, in fact, many Norwegians are reporting that they will stay home

Popular with home Easter
We see that many Norwegians this year choose to stay at home instead of going to the cabin and it is cozy” says researcher Magnus Bøtt Kåkk to eAvisa. He thinks home Easter is popular because many people find it nice to just relax at home with a good movie and several kilos of marzipan. “Yes marzipan is good so it’s no wonder it’s popular”he smiles

Soon Christmas
too
According to the Norwegian Research Association, many Norwegians are also now planning to celebrate Christmas at home. “Norwegiansare happy at Christmas and this year most people plan to start christmas celebrations as early as July” shows research reports compiled by many scientists who have right now chosen to work from home

Happy Easter…… and Christmas!

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LATEST: Odd-Ivan Gladvold (41 years) has no trouble not squeezing or avoiding contact with people

Many of us miss close contact and pleasant social gatherings in these times. Odd-Ivan Gladvold from Tveita, on the other hand, does not see problems. “People need to stop gnamming about hugging and social coziness. It’s no problem not to hug. Oh, my God” he says

Never hugs
anyway
Odd-Ivan works as a self-employed person. He has daily contact with people in his job, but never hugs. “No, faan, I’m not hugging people, why should I hug? I have far more important things to do than waste bodily close contact on hugging” he says clearly annoyed. In fact, Odd-Ivan seems reasonably pissed off so eAvisa’s dispatchers are happy about the 3-meter rule

Give a
shit about Corona.
Although Odd-Ivan has learned that the world is in corona crisis, he is not afraid. “What the fa…. You ask me if I’m afraid! Ha?” he mills and continues; ” I’m not afraid of a virus, what are you trying to imply, that I’m a sissy, pussy or a little girl? Huh???” he screams. As this interview now seems dangerous, our dispatched man chooses and runs from Odd-Ivan. Odd-Ivan is running after. He has now clicked in earnest and the situation is completely out of control

eAvisa will return with more information in the case as soon as our man is out of intensive care….

BREAKING NEWS: People more eager to walk than dogs. Dogs are tired of walking. Can’t take it anymore.

In recent weeks, Norwegians and the rest of the world have been more or less forced to sit in with arn, cohabitant and, at worst, several family members. Now extensive research shows that humans are now far more eager to walk than dogs are.

The dogs
are sick and tired.
Several dogs a dog talker has talked to say they’re sick of going for walks. A Labrador says that in recent days he has been on air trips 4 times a day. “First, mom wants to go for a walk. Then there’s Dad, then mom has to get out again and finally mom suddenly takes out. I’m completely exhausted. says it

Delicious with lots of trips
A man who or is never particularly keen to go for walks is suddenly very keen. “Yes I go for walks 3-4 times a day, a little depending on the mood of the bitch I live with, but mostly I have to go out 3-4 times a day”he says. He goes on to state that he had never thought that his partner’s for 13 years could be so annoying. “Cruel lady”he says and shakes his head

BREAKING NEWS: Empty streets in Scotland ensured this sea creature appeared for the first time

Today there is a lot of attention on the Corona virus- Many people are quarantined and the streets of the country are mostly crowded. It has resulted in more animals thought to be extinct drawing to the crowded streets

Lockness
Monster
One of the most startling creatures that has drawn into the crowded streets is the sea monster everyone thought was just a myth. The Lockness monster has for many years been dismissed as a nonsense ball, but this morning the sea monster appeared. Now scientists are wondering what other mythical animals might emerge. You can read up on the Lockness monster here

Loch Ness Monster | History, Sightings, & Facts | Britannica
Shown up before: The monster or ‘Nessie’ which many call the sea monster has proved in the past, but never to the extent now seen as a result of the crowded streets of Scotland

Sabaltooth and Mamut?
Many scientists without formal education believe that both sabertooth tigers, mammoths and unicorns can emerge as a result of the people-turned-areas. “The Corona virus has caused many animals to enter the city centres around the world and we expect unicorns to show up in all their glory over the next few days”says self-proclaimed researcher and unicorn expert Vidar Blockleilighet to eAvisa

GOVERNMENT WARNS: You don’t need to stock up on puzzles. There are enough puzzles for everyone

As most of us Norwegians now sit in imposed or self-imposed quarantine, the puzzle shops are now a huge go-ahead. People stockpil puzzles like crazy ones. Yesterday, more than 1 million puzzles were sold in Oslo alone. Government now goes out and discourages hamstring of puzzle

Enough puzzle
for everyone
Of course, at the Trade Association for Board Games and Puzzles, you are thrilled by the increasing sales of puzzles. “We see that we make ridiculous amounts of money, but we don’t lack puzzles. Norway have good routines for the production of puzzles and we right now have several million puzzles in stock” says puzzle-manager Knut Åge Pusling to eAvisa

Cabin motif
most popular
eAvisa has gained access to the sales statistics and can see that there are puzzles for those aged 25-45 years with cottage motifs that sell clearly best. In 3 and 4 place we find puzzles for the age group 2-4 years. “Yes, not surprisingly, it is the cabin motif that is most popular these days. Now it’s almost Easter so there are plenty of people with cottages struggling these times” says Knut Åge Pusling

The government’s speech is clear; “We want everyone to get puzzles. Think solidarity and limit the number of puzzles per household” says Prime Minister Erna Solberg

Lise has spent four weeks in quarantine. I think it’s okay. “There’s a lot to do” she says.

Lise Basketak Vold has been quarantined since late March. Not because of Corona, but because of something completely different. Lise won’t say what, but still wants to show that life in quarantine is by no means difficult and has sent a series of pictures to show she’s doing well

Really strange self portrait.
Even after 3 in quarantine, Lise managed to make two salami slices appear as glasses. “I rehearsed this for 2 days and on day 3 it sat like a shot” smiles Lise
Really strange self portrait.
To make the days go by, Lise does a lot of fun things. “I find things in my apartment and do things with those that I otherwise haven’t thought about before” says Lise, showing one of the tricks she’s learned over the past week
Really strange self portrait.
It’s pretty amazing how much you can do that you don’t think about until you’re trapped in your 32-square-metre apartment. Great fun really” says Lise
Really strange self portrait.
This trick managed Lise after just 4 hours of training. She also has balloons that are red, she says
Really strange self portrait.
The best trick is also the hardest. Lise now manages to balance a dog leg between her nose and upper lip. Lise doesn’t have her.

Then we hope you all got some inspiration. It is actually possible to preserve your composure even if you stay quarantined for many weeks. It’s Lise a living example of.

13 Norwegians with home office who simply do not care anymore

It’s a tough time. Norwegians are forced to work from home in their temporary home offices. Most of us see the value of having a good working environment also from our home offices while some simply don’t care

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BREAKING NEWS: Husband died after waiting for wife to finish in bathroom

A man in his 50s died on Tuesday morning after he had to wait several hours for his wife to finish the bathroom. The wife who was “just going to fix herself” spent hours and her husband died when he couldn’t serve either food or drink for all the hours his wife stood in the bathroom to doll himself up

Was only a matter of time
Psychologist and behavioural expert Lars Børre Vått tells eAvisa that the man simply died of exhaustion while waiting for his wife. “It’s really weird this hasn’t happened before. We know that many men sit like statues waiting for their wife to finish the bathroom.” he says. According to him, it was only a matter of time before this would happen. “Womensay they shouldteen up, but the truth is that men spend over 39 years of their lives waiting for them to finish in the bathroom,” says the psychologist

No food or drink
The man who died waiting for his wife was used to being served both food and drink by his wife when he felt hunger and thirst. This time, the woman was more concerned with shaving her legs, sings her lower lip and washing the fringe that allows her to now enjoy the next few years as a widow. “It’s a clear call for all the women out there who stand to paint their faces to be pretty that they prefer to make sure that the man doesn’t starve to death.” ends the psychologist who is not married. ” No you know what, I don’t have time to have a wife,” he says.

Woman thinks she has a male friend. The man thinks he’ll soon getting laid

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A woman in her 20s is sure that the man she refers to as a friend is a friend. She has no idea that the man she thinks is her friend is really just looking forward to the day they’re going to sleep together. In the man’s head they are about to become girlfriends while the woman thinks they are just friends

Gives it 2 months
eAvisa has spoken to the man who says that he and the woman have been “messing for a while” without any physical action. “Yes there’s something in the air, we’re probably both reasonably ready, but we’ll give it some time. Max 2 months” says the man who in no way realizes that women are many many divisions above him in terms of appearance, personality and absolutely everything else

The woman is in love
When eAvisa talks to the woman, she gives a very different story; “I’ll take some care of him. He’s like a brother to me. I think he might be gay, but he hasn’t dared to tell me yet. I’m sure he’ll say it eventually. says the woman who is really in love with a real badboy named Lars-Ivan and rides a motorcycle without a helmet. “He’s very tough,” says the woman

BREAKING NEWS: Russia, North Korea and Nigeria send peacekeepers to U.S.

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After yesterday’s riots in the United States, several countries are now lining up to help the United States keep peace in the country. Both Russia and Nigeria have already sent over 300,000 troops to the United States to help keep democracy. Bosnia, North Korea and Belarus also warn that they will send forces to help

Trump asks for help
Incumbent US President Donald Trump says in a press release to Russia media that he looks forward to getting help from Russia forces. “Russianforces are the best forces in the world and we have a great relationship and together we are going to make America great again”he says

Putin worried about U.S.
Russian President Vladimir Putin says in the same interview that he is concerned about the United States as a democracy. “It doesn’t seem to work in the United States anymore. They need a change where other forms of government should be considered” he says. North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong-un says in a statement that he agrees with Putin. “I also want to help Trump keep the peace in the United States. I’m going to join this dugout.” he says

eAvisa has not succeeded in getting a comment from Donald Trump as it is extremely difficult because of all these time differences. In the middle of the night in the United States is somehow early in the morning here in Norway. Just getting busted…

18 insane tattoos that are hilarious

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Tattoos are, for many, almost an obsession. Many people find that once they have taken one tattoo, it is often the case that it becomes very easy and take more. The combination of tattooing and humor may not be so common, but these people must be said to manage that combination very well

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RESEARCH: People who use ketchup on all food are probably retarded

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In December, the renowned Research Centre the National Centre for Interpersonal Relations has been working on a comprehensive study. The purpose has been to find out if people who use ketchup on almost all food are normal people. The answer from the study is simple and straightforward; absolutely not, the more ketchup one spends on food the dumber one is, the study shows

Only on sausages
According to the chief researcher at the centre Øyvind Hellstråm, people who use ketchup on food are simple, stupid and annoying people. “Theseare people who simply don’t deserve food, they simply don’t have respect for food and should be locked up along with cockerel, boyband music and heartburn”he says. He believes ketchup can at best be used only on sausages

Reacts to polarization
Head of the Norwegian Ketchup Association Raymond T. Omat tells eAvisa that he reacts strongly to the statement that people who use a lot of ketchup are retarded. “This is incredibly offensive. We who eat ketchup are people we too” he says. He says he uses ketchup on pretty much all food. “Forexample, I don’t eat ribs without ketchup,” he says as he enters his second psychology class of the day

BREAKING NEWS: Trump calls for votes in his head to count in election

The U.S. election is not yet over. At least according to the incumbent president. After more or less all the media have now declared Joe Biden the next US president, Donald Trump has sued, been genuinely angry and filed further lawsuits to contest the final result. Among other things, Trump points out that the votes he has in his head are not counted and that several important tilt states can thus go in Trump’s favor

Significant number of votes
According to Trump, those votes to the degrees can make the president-elect become Trump and not Biden. “I have thousands of millions of votes up in my head so this means I’m the clear winner of this election. The voices are also amazing. it’s perhaps the best voices in the world” says Donald Trump from the golf course where he wins all the rounds even though he is inferior to all the ones he plays against

Going to stay seated
Moreover, Trump states that regardless of the election result, he will remain as president unless Russia says otherwise. “There is no doubt that ultimately it is Russia and Putin who decide who will be president here in the United States. Me and Putin are very close so I keep king-rich America until Putin says otherwise,” the president concludes

If Trump gets through that votes in his head will count in the election, he will be the first president to win with more votes than there are Americans

23 of the most ridiculous and embarrassing mouthpieces people use on the subway

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We are in the middle of a pandemic where many of us do what we can to avoid spreading infection. This involves, among other things, keeping a distance, washing their hands thoroughly with hand liquor and not least wearing a mouthpiece when the situation requires this. Some, on the other hand, are clearly not fully aware of which mouthpieces actually protect against infection. Such as these people:

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    Big problems all girls with BIG tits unfortunately recognize themselves in

    Big tits = big problems

    Of course, there may be some advantages if you have big tits.

    There are probably still some “big-tits girls” who would like to replace the enormous benefits of something a little less so that everyday life could be a little easier (In a literal and pictorial sense)

    See only here:

    1. Running
    is more or less impossible!

    2. It’s a daily struggle
    to undress:

    3. And lying on your stomach is practically IMPOSSIBLE.
    If you’re not on the beach then…

    4. Every time you see a staircase;
    Hold on!

    5. When to squeeze short people
    it’s always going to be very weird!

    6. There is ALWAYS a tit
    to get out of the bikini at the worst possible time:

    7. Push-ups are also impossible.
    There will be boob raises:

    8. Do you have big tits
    this is a very familiar sight:

    9. You must repeatedly answer
    on the question “Are they real?”

    10. Huge amounts
    “under-pupa-sweat”:

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    MOVIE: When tits fall out on live TV. Embarrassing and sexy moments

    Unfortunate situations

    It’s not always ok when it’s live TV. This is certainly one of those times they do not go very well: